The numbers

The state of the nation's bowels

Hard data on soft matters. Updated every minute.

Total poos logged
19,056
Nobody's on the throne right now
Last 24 hours
2
Fresh off the press
Last 7 days
24
A busy week for bowels
Longest poo
97h 17m
“world record poo”. Someone get them a book.
Total time
64d 9h
Average sit: 6m 38s
Total wipes
36,705
Sorry, trees 🌳
Average wipes
1.9
Per poo
Didn't wipe
12,349
Brave. Or disgusting.
Used their hand
1,885
We need to talk.

Daily drops

Poos logged per day, last 30 days

051012 Oct: 113 Oct: 114 Oct: 115 Oct: 216 Oct: 117 Oct: 318 Oct: 1019 Oct: 220 Oct: 321 Oct: 622 Oct: 323 Oct: 524 Oct: 125 Oct: 326 Oct: 527 Oct: 128 Oct: 429 Oct: 230 Oct: 131 Oct: 11 Nov: 12 Nov: 43 Nov: 44 Nov: 15 Nov: 46 Nov: 27 Nov: 28 Nov: 59 Nov: 710 Nov: 112 Oct27 Oct10 Nov

🤔 Scrunchers vs folders

The great debate, settled (of people who told us)

Scrunch: 1,990 (30%)Fold: 2,783 (42%)Used my hand: 1,885 (28%)
  • Scrunch30% · 1,990
  • Fold42% · 2,783
  • Used my hand28% · 1,885

📍 Where the magic happens

Of people who told us

Home: 4,041 (60%)Work: 416 (6%)Friend or relative: 472 (7%)Public: 633 (9%)Outdoors: 1,193 (18%)
  • Home60% · 4,041
  • Work6% · 416
  • Friend or relative7% · 472
  • Public9% · 633
  • Outdoors18% · 1,193

The wipe-o-meter

How many goes it took to come up clean

  • None brave12,349 · 65%
  • 1857 · 4%
  • 2849 · 4%
  • 3911 · 5%
  • 4726 · 4%
  • 5496 · 3%
  • 6349 · 2%
  • 7248 · 1%
  • 8189 · 1%
  • 9129 · 1%
  • 10+ send help1,953 · 10%